Tuesday, February 06, 2007

So Much For Wanting To Be An Astronaut If I Grow Up!

'Been wondering about this. ORLANDO, Fla. — She was the Robochick. He was Billy-O. According to police, her obsession with him led her to drive 900 miles from Houston to Orlando, bringing with her a trenchcoat and wig, armed with a BB gun and pepper spray, and wearing a diaper to avoid bathroom breaks on the arduous drive. Once in Florida, Lisa "Robochick" Nowak apparently confronted the woman she believed was her rival for the affections of William "Billy-O" Oefelein. And this tawdry love triangle has one more twist — it involves two astronauts. Nowak, 43, a married mother of three who flew on a space shuttle in July, was charged with attempted murder, accused of hatching an extraordinary plot to kidnap Colleen Shipman, who she believed was romantically involved with Oefelein, a space shuttle pilot. If she's found guilty, will they make her walk the space-plank??

2 comments:

Jordan Alcock said...

Hahahha, love the IF.

thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

Space chicks still drive me wild.