1) It was good to see that Stephen Harper was there tonight. He performed well considering the gang attack. I think I only heard the George Bush comparison three thousand times.
2) As somebody else said elsewhere, Jack Layton still played the part of the HOAG.
3) Missy Piggy outshone Kermit the Frog.
4) Gilles Duceppe had the best hair, and some of the best lines.
5) Sentence three should read "Miss Piggy outshone Kermit the Tadpole."